Where we show you how not to act like a sexpat – but instead to find meaningful relationships with men and women. Over time, I am going to show you my experiences, and those of other people who I know. For now we are going to give you a basic overview on how to get a Date in the Coffee Region!
How to Date in the Coffee Region
I have only experienced dating in the Coffee Region. Particularly with Paisas. It is a cultural experience. Probably one of the most interesting.
The attraction of dating across cultures is almost irresistible. It’s like sampling a rare and exotic dessert, one that you are emotionally involved with. You will find many different situations and personality types.
Here we are going to give a very basic overview about dating perceptions, culture and traditions. For a much more in-depth future report, subscribe to our Patreon Crowdfunding project for only $5.00 USD per month.
Paisa men range from violent women-abusers to passive and apathetic losers. You will literally find all types. But there are a few things which are particularities to this farm-based culture which values personal image.
In general, they are very macho, full of pride, well-dressed, and enthusiastic lovers. Some will be very respectful, others will try to passively or even aggressively rape you on the first date. You must stay on your toes at all times.
The gays. With all due respect, there are some extremes here. The super-gays who are out of the closet, integrated into society and live their lives. The bi-males who might be married with kids and cheating on her with a man or even boy. Conservative cities like Manizales cover it up even more, harder to discover. Be very intuitive when meeting men, and trust your gut.
Disclaimer: I have no problem with LGBTQ+ and all their variants. It’s your choice, respect me and we will be friends. Period.
Women range from violently jealous to hopelessly selfish. The ones who have the heart of gold are extremely intelligent and hardworking. They know their value and will put it all on the line to ensure they only get the best. Once they have the man they want, they spoil him with cooked meals, foot massages and abundant sex.
Colombian women in successful relationships often tend to follow traditionalist female-role culture norms such as stay-at-home moms, child raising and small businesses which come second to their own personal relationships. They dress more feminine, they are softer and meticulous with their own hygiene.
Women also know how to manipulate and use men to get what they want. In fact, this is often the case. Keep in mind that 60%+ of Colombian women are single moms. They are lions who want the best for themselves and their young. This also plays into the dating culture.
To understand how to date Colombian men and women, you must first understand their culture. Even the music will give you clues. Women like to be pursued, men insist on respect. Don’t forget that Paisa’s are astute business men and women. Cunning as foxes.
For some it can be a fascinating adventure as they navigate the waters and risk it all for true love. Others lament their past experiences which left them and their pocketbooks hurting, or worse. You probably won’t get lucky on your first try. We hope to give you a couple tips which can make all the difference.
Don’t wear short hair. Period. In many cases, it is off-putting to Colombian men. That’s not to say that there aren’t exceptions. Try to dress on the feminine side. You don’t necessarily have to wear a dress – but it helps. Wear lipstick. It will help you compete with the Colombian women who won’t leave home without impeccable make-up.
Of course I am generalizing! But, when you watch TV, music videos, observe the local fashion habits = guess what?! These are the trends. If you really want to pick up a boyfriend, experience love and/or at the very least get some exposure, then be a little flexible. When in Rome!!!
Get to know the guy before you go to bed with him, or even move in with him (or him with you). He doesn’t have to do anything too over the top, but proper Paisa men will pay – even if it hurts them, in order to prove their worth. Later you can invite him, once the respect is established.
Don’t smell bad. The number one complaint I hear from Colombian women = “I really liked him, but his personal hygiene drove me nuts.” Actually, in some respects men have it easier. Colombian women swoon over tall gringos. Please wear decent footwear beyond flip flops. Dress according to where you are going. Upscale = button up shirt/slacks. Casual = button up/polo, shorts/jeans.
Colombian women are some of the most intelligent when it comes to dating. They know what men want = sex and food, and they aren’t afraid to give it once you have their inside track.
However, a good girl, from a good family – who has an education, a job and marriage prospects – won’t be giving it up easy or cheap. She has been taught to appreciate her value. And, she knows that good-looking men usually aren’t the answer.
They also swoon over money too – so be careful how many favors you give. Keep your first few dates simple. Don’t spent a lot of money. Look for quality over quantity. If she doesn’t appreciate it initially, she never will.
By now you are ranting and raving at me over-generalizing. I know – and you know what? I am over-generalizing. There are big fat stereotypes at play here. OF COURSE THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS! Which is why I want YOU to participate…
Please comment below about your experiences, your joys, your frustrations. Most of what I wrote isn’t even going to be half as relevant as the comments I hope to receive by touching on the main topics.More to come soon!
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